with PND (ME) Nikki Benz' ongoing IM interview
with PND (ME)
Man, she is fuckin' hot, Pleasure Productions contract girl. she's shot 5 movies so far, two have been released. Strap on Sally 20 and 21. The Sweetest Thing will be released this summer. Oh yeah she's from Toronto.
Here's the question all of porn industry wants to ask Nikki:
PND: Are you afraid of SARS?
Nikki Benz: "no, are you?"
A Week Later
PND: What do you find most attractive on guys?
Nikki Benz: tanned skin, eyes and a nice smile
PND: zzzzzzzzzzz
PND: Are you afraid of SARS?
PND: WAKE UP!!!!
Nikki Benz: NOT FUCKING AFRAID OF SARS!!!
PND: Do You Like Terrence & Phillip? They Are Canadian
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Nikki Benz: They fart a lot! The whole cartoon is Canadian
Ike is Canadian, Kyle's parents adopted him.
PND: How come your head doesn't look like the typical Canadian head?
Nikki Benz: Fuck off, are you posting this?
PND: yes
Round 3 June 11, 4:30 PM
PND: Is it true, the favorite sexual position in Canada is doggie, so that the girl and guy can watch Hockey on tv?
Nikki Benz: hehe
Nikki Benz: well...the guys like a good blow job that way the bitch can suck and he can watch the hockey without her talking.
PND: Who is hotter, Trey Parker or Me?
PND: Do you read as slow as you type?
Nikki Benz: I am checking my e-mail
Nikki Benz: i tan nude, except for this one tan line that I have in a shape of a heart above my pussy
Nikki Benz: i use a heart shaped sticker
PND: And who has won your heart?
Nikki Benz: My Pussy
PND: How many strippers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nikki Benz: three
PND: correct, 1 to screw it in, and 2 to be catty towards her
PND: ahem, catty is an English word
Nikki Benz: ok, what ever you say
PND: What a wonderful philosophy, name that film!
PND: Times Up, Mad Max
Nikki Benz: One guy had three girlfriends, they all loved him and he loved them. He would marry all three, but laws prohibit that, so he now has to choose one. He gave each one $5,000 and said " Which ever one spends her money the best way, that's the one I will marry".
PND: wrong window
Nikki Benz: First one bought him a $5,000 dollar watch, second one invested her money and tripled it.
Nikki Benz: This way her and him would have more money for the future. The third just spent the 5 grand on herself.
Which one did he choose?
PND: he picked 3
Nikki Benz: why
PND: cuz i'm right
Nikki Benz: cuz she had the biggest boobs
PND: does that joke only work in Ontario?
Nikki Benz: it sound better when you tell it in person Guys are guys, they go with the looks
get it
PND: well i don't care about tits
PND: I look at inner beauty
PND: like your tonsils
